Martin Marincin is Back Again, Proving Time is a Social Construct

Please don’t read too much into this. Then again, it honestly doesn’t matter if you do.
Earlier this morning, the Maple Leafs opted to recall Schrodinger’s defenceman, Martin Marincin, from the Toronto Marlies in an effort to fuel the theory that the hulking Czech is somehow both in the NHL and AHL at all times. Seriously, it depends on the day.
Marincin has been sent down and subsequently called back up by the Leafs a combined six times over the past two seasons. They’ve waived him on three separate occasions during that span, too, with Marincin passing through unclaimed each time.
Frankly, I wouldn’t be shocked to learn Marincin chose an apartment that rests at the EXACT halfway point between Scotiabank Arena and Coca-Cola Coliseum. For convenience sake, of course. No one likes a needless commute.
You know what, though? I don’t think you’re getting the picture here.
Marincin yo-yos between levels so frequently that he should just wear one of those weird hybrid jerseys that moms with kids on two separate Peewee teams create to appear “neutral”. But we all know who your favourite is, Karen. Klaxxon never gets featured on your ( …

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Author: Mike Stephens / The Leafs Nation

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