Welcome to The Shapkins Defender, where I inhale your toxic screeds and spit out the fresh oxygen of optimism, like a tree that kind of understands WAR. (Just don’t ask me to explain it.)
This edition is quite a long one. So, I recommend skipping it to spend time with your family and friends. (I’m just kidding. It’s long but all gold. Your family and friends, on the other hand, are a real fucking snooze fest. Kidding again! I love them and you and everyone. Please don’t sue me.)
First things first, I’ll respond to a couple of comments from my last piece. First up, this guy.
“Slowly burning planet lol. I remember when the media pumped up Acid Rain but it was a fraud then there was a massive hole in the Ozone Layer lol, what a joke that was. And more fear-mongering bs about Global Warming now re-packaged as Climate Change lol. And the filthy rich control your politicians(as they always have) to pump up Climate Change to downsize our standard of living like the rest of the 3rd world but they will live better …
Author: Darragh / Blue Jays Nation